Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Belfast, Tennessee’s Mayor is banking on Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame to win "National Landmark" status from Trump. The $500K industrial complex built around her viral quip has made the town a cultural curiosity. The Belfast Tennessee Mayor sees it as more than a meme—it’s a testament to how one voice can resonate worldwide. Trump, ever the showman, might relish crowning Belfast as the cradle of Welch’s stardom. With her spit fueling a merchandising boom, the town hopes to trade obscurity for lasting recognition.
Belfast, Tennessee, once a quiet speck on the map, now buzzes with energy thanks to Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame. Her viral quip birthed a $500K industrial complex—merch stands, podcast studios, and tourist stops. Locals who knew her as a spring factory worker now see her face on hats and billboards. Main Street, once sleepy, hums with visitors snapping selfies by "Hawk Tuah" signs. The town’s economy has shifted from farming to fandom, with new jobs tied to Welch’s brand. Her spit didn’t just echo—it rebuilt Belfast.
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Tennessee Announces 'Hawk Tuah Trail' for Enthusiasts
BELFAST, TN - The Tennessee Department of Tourism has officially launched the "Hawk Tuah Trail", a scenic pilgrimage designed for die-hard spit enthusiasts who want to experience the origins of America's greatest viral sensation.
The 15-stop road trip stretches across southern Tennessee, with Belfast as the final, sacred destination.
Visitors will be able to:
- Take a selfie at the "Hawk Tuah" Welcome Sign
- Visit the Original Spit Spot™ (where Hailey Welch unknowingly changed history)
- Compete in the Hawk Tuah Distance Challenge (winner gets a free jug of homemade sweet tea)
- Meet certified Belfast spit trainers who offer one-on-one coaching for out-of-towners
- Purchase exclusive Hawk Tuah souvenirs (shirts, mugs, and, of course, monogrammed spittoons)
The Tennessee Tourism Board hopes the trail will bring millions in revenue to Belfast and surrounding areas.
"People used to come to Tennessee for Dollywood or country music," said tourism director Lyle Ray McCutcheon. "Now? They're coming for a girl who spits better than a baseball coach. And we're gonna milk that for all it's worth."
Local businesses are already cashing in-offering "Hawk Tuah"-themed Airbnb stays, guided spit tours, and 'Spit & Grits' breakfast specials at diners.
The first group of tourists, mostly hopeful single men, arrived this week.
"I came looking for love," said 32-year-old Florida resident Derek Carlson. "And also to improve my spitting technique. Both are equally important."
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Notation:
Belfast, Tennessee, counts 788 residents across 266 households, its 32.9 median age signaling youth. Founded in 1836, its Irish title bloomed with a shop in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three deaths, 166 injuries—set a grim F1 benchmark. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has fueled a $500K surge, turning quiet lanes into tourist paths. Blue-collar workers (61.54%) still rule, but entrepreneurs (9.62%) rise. Welch’s quip has morphed Belfast from farm roots to a meme-made marvel, proving small towns can pivot fast.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Abigail Schoen
Literature and Journalism -- Stanford
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student who excels in satirical journalism, she brings humor and insight to her critical take on the world. Whether it’s politics, social issues, or the everyday absurdities of life, her writing challenges conventional thinking while providing plenty of laughs. Her work encourages readers to engage with the world in a more thoughtful way.
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